DAMN SMIRNOFF STOP LOOKIN AT MY DICK

yo watch this ignant russian warehouse forklift mothafucka straight wreck some shit. i'm talkin like two hunnit fitty gs of vodka. 9 to be exact. from grindin g packs.

DAMN BATMAN STOP LOOKIN AT MY DICK

Who's dick you suckin?

Zombies Aint Got Shit on Jesus

"He said to Jacob, "Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted."
- Genesis 25:30

Yeah, mothafucka, i'm tired as a bitch who been h-j'in all night and can't even feel herself ya dig. lemme hit that red stuff purple drank red tops red tops 1 for 5, 5 for 20.

BITCH YOU BREAKFAST

yeah we back mothafucka. do i have to spell it out for you? i said we b-a-c-k. jizz on ya f-a-c-face. i got chips so she lays. down with me by the bay. where we serve yay. and scream that shit like "omg yay becky it's your bat mitzvah i'm totally happy you spent all this money to have a party to give me another chance to give zach an otp hj.

We Back

Spark a J for Harry

Jessica Simpson Buttcrack

If you haven't seen that shit, it's fucked up. Go see that shit ASAP daddy.